47 Funny Springtime Jokes: for all ages
Spring is here! There are rain and thunderstorms. Spring cleaning is happening. We see all the baby spring animals and the flowers. We adjust to the time change. There are get-a-ways, the pollen, the allergies… Whoa, slow down! A lot is going on! Let’s take a break and have a chuckle or two.
WHAT’S THE WEATHER?
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: Umbrellas!
Q: What did the dirt say to the rain?
A: If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
Q: What do bees wear in the rain?
A: Their yellow jackets.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.
Q: What do clouds wear during spring rain storms?
A: Thunderwear.
Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys and chickens?
A: Fowl weather.
SPRING INTO CLEANING
Q: When’s the best time to give your Slinky a good scrub?
A: During spring cleaning.
Q: Did you hear about that brand-new broom that just came out?
A: Yeah, it’s sweeping the nation.
Q: What did the broom say to the mop?
A: “I’m so tired of people pushing us around.”
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over-swept.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. Yeah, it was just collecting dust.
My house was clean before we sprang forward. Guess you’ll have to come back when we fall
back.
If spring is all about cleaning, what season is dedicated to making a mess?
I worked on unclogging the tub for nearly an hour. Now I feel so drained.
Did you hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up.
When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
SPRING FLORA & FAUNA
Q: Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
A: Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
Q: What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A: A dandy lion!
Q: How do you kiss in spring?
A: With tu-lips!
Q: How do brand-new spring flowers greet each other?
A: “Hey, bud!”
Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A: A maybee!
Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A: Barefoot!
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf.
Q: How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?
A: They always have new buds.
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q: Why couldn’t the sunflower ride its bike?
A: It lost its petals.
Q: Why did the bee’s hair smell sweet?
A: Because it used a honeycomb.
Q: What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either?
A: The letter R!
Q: What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A: A daffo-dill.
Q: What do gardeners wear on their legs?
A: Garden hose.
Q: How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
A: By the bark.
Q: What did the bee say to the flower to make it blush?
A: “Hello, honey.”
Q: What did the bean say to the sprout?
A: “Grow up!”
Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich.
Q: What month is always polite and asks questions?
A: May!
Q: Why are flowers so popular?
A: They have a lot of buds.
Q: Why did the baby chick cross the road?
A: To hang with her Peeps.
SPRING BREAK, ANYONE?
Q: Where do cows go for spring break?
A: Moo Jersey.
Q: What does an elephant use to pack for spring break?
A: A trunk.
Q: What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April?
A: Spring break-fast!
Q: What is an egg’s favorite spring break destination?
A: New Yolk City.
SPRINGING AHEAD (Daylight Saving Time)
Q: What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for daylight saving time?
A: Nothing, it just hung around.
Q: Why couldn’t the clock tell time?
A: It needed a hand.
Q: Why did the man sit on the clock?
A: To be on time!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!
I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time-consuming.
I can always spring for(ward) a good joke.
Who said time travel was impossible? Every spring, I go ahead an hour.
I hope you got a giggle out of these or at least something to tell the kids later. I hope you have an amazing spring!
In the mood for for more seasonal fun? Click HERE for an Autumn chuckle!
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